Just When You Thought She Had Her Shit Together...

Britney is letting herself go in front of the cameras again. While she's not beating up sedans with her umbrella, and she isn't bald (at least not from what we can see), she is looking a bit raggedy. She's the epitome of trailer trash right now, complete with split ends and a brachial artery choker.

Note to all human beings: wearing anything tight around a body part that would swell around it is never a good idea. OK. Glad we got that out of the way.

Is anyone else loving the Asians in the background doing what they do best? Snap away, my fellow Asians, snap, snap away.

Alert/MindFuck: Easily the Most Disgusting Thing I've Ever Seen

The day your tricep is the same size as your bicep, you've worked out more than you ever should have. That is a good self defense mechanism, though. I wish I were able to clothesline people no matter what direction I'm facing.