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Jon Gosselin Has A Mistress

Down-Syndrome-Baby Gosselin found an attention whore ruthless enough to date him in public for undisclosed amounts of money. Ugly douchebags are pretty bad, but people who willingly date them for camera time are just sinful. You are not cute either! I'm making two new tags to commemorate the whores of this post: "Greatest Hits: Down Syndrome Baby Gosselin" and "I'll suck your dick for a cheesburger". Congrats!

PS: For the love of God, could middle-aged, overweight people stop wearing Ed Hardy and Christian Audigier? It barely works for attractive people.

Alert: MJ's Service Was Kinda Weak.

I was all over Twitter (twitter.com/dmichaelpadilla) expressing my lack of joy with this whole situation. If you read this, you will understand. I guess you should start from the bottom.


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I'm sorry but I really don't think that the memorial was that good. It had really good moments, but I often found myself saying WTF. :( 15 minutes ago from TweetDeck

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Damn Janet's hat is big as fuck. It shaded everything above her chin. I couldn't even see her nostrils. Prima Donna status. 33 minutes ago from TweetDeck

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That fat lesbo chick is actually a he. And he's a white european boy named SHAHEEM!!!! Oh lawwwwddddsssss. #MJMemorial 39 minutes ago from TweetDeck

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Who's this fat lesbian chick singing now? Someone let me in bc I don't have the slightest clue. 42 minutes ago from TweetDeck

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"MJ STOLE ALL OF MY SONGS AND MADE HIMSELF FAMOUS!!!!!!... but I love and respect him". Aight, Smokey Robinson. 44 minutes ago from TweetDeck

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Who was that stuck up bitch wearing sunglasses in the second row? It's not even bright up in that bitch! about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

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Who does Usher think he is, touching all up on the golden casket? And crying like he knew MJ? Drama Queen!!!! about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

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OK well now it's federal law to make fun of MJ apparently. The congressional black caucus is trying to make some meaningless moves in DC. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

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This woman needs to stop pushing her political agenda at a funeral. Black people have no shame. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

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I'm just waiting for the CEO of BET to fight her way on the stage for camera time. BET folks are those kind of people.about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

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Bald dudes are taking over #Michaeljackson 's memorial. Get some haired/weaved people please! about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

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Brooke Shields is getting into this. She's the only person who said something profound in her time at the podium. She's hot for her age. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

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Finally! A white person to bring some equilibrium to what was becoming a Civil Rights protest! Hit it John Mayer! about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

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If I were in LA, I would give Al Sharpton the Biggie treatment. Yall know what I mean. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

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Now Al is screaming at MJ's kids! Someone stop the madness! about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

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RT @MrsGrapevine: Al Sharpton is on- I'm glad they scheduled a commercial break You are reading my mind. This is not the Civil Rights Mvmt. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

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Oh no. Here comes Al Sharpton to talk about how the white devil killed MJ. Someone needs to tell him to stop screaming. Disturbin tha peace.about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

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RT @ukorofi: See y'all, MJ was black. He ate KFC with Magic Johnson. Yeah, and he liked bling just like the rest of the Negros. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

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Pregnant-ass Jennifer Hudson is singing this jungle song. Why are they doing this Lion King on Broadway choreography? I love J-Hud's voice. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

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Why is Magic Johnson talking about his chicken exploits with MJ? Black people. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

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RT @MTV: RT @mtvnews: stevie's powerful voice bounces off every corner of staples #michaeljackson See! I told you! Even MTV noticed! about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

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Did anyone else here that vibrato from Stevie Wonder? I guffawed when I heard it. "ay yay yay yay yay yay". Ridiculous. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

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Oh My Jesus. Stevie Wonder has a braided skullet! This is the scariest updo I have ever seen. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

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OMFG someone get this chrome dome off the stage! He's still talking and Ive scrolled through all the old tweets on my slow ass iPhone app!!! about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

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RT @imankiera: This is crazy...people treat mike acknowledge mike more than jesus...smh That cause Jesus can't sing and dance. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

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Berry Gordy's pocket square is all kinds of outside his pocket. It's blowing in the wind! about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

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This MJ tribute will make you want to cry. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck