Brooke Hogan Tries to Shit On People, Only to Have People Shit Back On Her.

Just When You Thought She Had Her Shit Together...

Britney is letting herself go in front of the cameras again. While she's not beating up sedans with her umbrella, and she isn't bald (at least not from what we can see), she is looking a bit raggedy. She's the epitome of trailer trash right now, complete with split ends and a brachial artery choker.

Note to all human beings: wearing anything tight around a body part that would swell around it is never a good idea. OK. Glad we got that out of the way.

Is anyone else loving the Asians in the background doing what they do best? Snap away, my fellow Asians, snap, snap away.

True Life: My Father is Famous But I Still Deal Meth for Fun

Cameron Douglas, son of legendary actor Michael Douglas, grandson of legendary actor Kirk Douglas, just got busted for attempting to deal meth. Why does this happen? Don't act like you are caught in the struggle. You don't need to make ends meet in any sense of the words.

Dealing meth is never a good look. Just in case anyone reading this was planning to do so.

Death of Nigga-Naps

If Jay Z weren't such a good rapper, he would be permanently banned from every respectable part of America for rocking the nappy roots like it's a good look. It's not. Note to all negros, hispanics, etc. with thick hair: GET THAT SHIT CUT! Jay Z can't step to anyone trying to be hard when he is rocking crack locks.

And what is he trying to lick?

BLUEPRINT 3 OUT SOON!

Best [Fall] I Ever Had

Whitney Houston Immortalized in Wax

90s Crack Queen Whitney Houston had her wax figure stand in for her album cover photo shoot. What happened to the ashy, dry lips? The lack of breasts? The overly bony shoulders? The fucked up weave--oh, wait, no that's still there.

Anyone actually looking forward to this album? Whitney might be way past her prime.

Vida Guerra Should Stick to Sucking Dick

Especially if whenever there isn't something in her mouth, she starts rapping like this. I watched the first 10 seconds and burst out laughing.




Get back on your knees, Vida! You have no talent standing up.

Thanks to Mayte for showing me this.

Supplying Us With Ample Arsenal

Courtney Love's melanin seeps onto the sidewalk as she stumples to a location that she isn't completely aware of. Let the tags do the talking.

PunditKitchen.com Cooks Up Some Funny Motivational Posters

Wish this poor girl lived to see people praise her for this.

But when she quit she fixed most of it.

They work better this way. Let them be.

And this shit is just funny.

Thanks to punditkitchen.com