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Thursday, July 9, 2009
On My List...
If you are not pumped about seeing this sometime in the near future, something might be legitimately wrong with you. July 10, 2009, everywhere, Rated R, yadda yadda. This shit is gonna be hysterical!
What do you guys think?
What do you guys think?
The Breasts of Man...Again.
People are not getting it. There is nothing acceptable about having your hairy chesticles/nipples all out in public. Wearing a see-through mesh shirt is not only terribly inconsiderate to all the people around you who, now confused, thought that see-through mesh muscle shirts died with "I'm Too Sexy", but is also a prime target for my anger and ranting (speaking of ranting, go visit projectrant.com. It's quite funny.)
Jude Law is a criminal for doing this to us. This may not transgress as much as Adrien Brody's cardigan fug-up (see "Breasts of Man", but this is still quite dispicable. See-through? For real though?
I can't take it. Simply not cute. Well, as long as he isn't pulling this BS in America, I'll be fine. Keep this hairy shit in EUROPE.
New Tag: "Chesticles". You guys have earned it.
Jude Law is a criminal for doing this to us. This may not transgress as much as Adrien Brody's cardigan fug-up (see "Breasts of Man", but this is still quite dispicable. See-through? For real though?
I can't take it. Simply not cute. Well, as long as he isn't pulling this BS in America, I'll be fine. Keep this hairy shit in EUROPE.
New Tag: "Chesticles". You guys have earned it.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
PunditKitchen.com Cooks Up Some Funny Motivational Posters
Wish this poor girl lived to see people praise her for this.
But when she quit she fixed most of it.
They work better this way. Let them be.
And this shit is just funny.
Thanks to punditkitchen.com
Wildenstein's Case of the Stares
So sexy.
Parents: keep those children wherever you were hiding them from the last entry.
Parents: keep those children wherever you were hiding them from the last entry.
What a Surprise
Lady Buttsexxx has her intimate sexual fetishes on public display again. Apparently, not being able to see, hear, or speak is a legit fashion statement. And a REAAAALLLL turn-on.
Seriously, I can't even be upset at Lady Rimjob anymore. She just continues to offend and transgress, as if she is looking to scare little children, offend religious sects, alienate and terrorize civilians all over, and simply bring pain to the average person's life.
I mean, was this to keep people from identifying you? Because this is a press conference, so you need to say who you are. Not that we didn't know when we saw that blond weave come floating in on top of an oddly-clad mannequin who's face was wrapped like it just got out of a rhinoplasty (which Lady Buttsexxx desperately needs).
Even if we could only see the blatant wig that this porn star is wearing, we would still be a bit uncomfortable and disturbed. Why do you do this to us, Lady? Why?
GO BACK TO YONKERS.
Seriously, I can't even be upset at Lady Rimjob anymore. She just continues to offend and transgress, as if she is looking to scare little children, offend religious sects, alienate and terrorize civilians all over, and simply bring pain to the average person's life.
I mean, was this to keep people from identifying you? Because this is a press conference, so you need to say who you are. Not that we didn't know when we saw that blond weave come floating in on top of an oddly-clad mannequin who's face was wrapped like it just got out of a rhinoplasty (which Lady Buttsexxx desperately needs).
Even if we could only see the blatant wig that this porn star is wearing, we would still be a bit uncomfortable and disturbed. Why do you do this to us, Lady? Why?
GO BACK TO YONKERS.
The Breasts of Man
I have absolutely no problem with men working out and having a body that is worth showing off, nor do I have a problem with it being shown off in the right situation and in the right way. This is not that case, at all.
Adrien Brody thought it might be fun and hip to flaunt his chesticles with a cardigan a silk scarf at the Boss Orange show (Berlin Fashion Week, I assume). He was wrong. A sweater should not be about a centimeter from exposing your nipples. That delicate silk scarf is the perfect way to say "despite my beard, I am a woman". And no matter how attractive your muscular chest may appear, that takes no attention away from your withdrawal-symptom eye bags. Or your derelict beard.
Hugo Boss is classy. Why not follow suit? Shave and COVER THE FUCK UP. Keep your slightly hairy areolas to yourself. Unless we're in that mood, of course.
Adrien Brody thought it might be fun and hip to flaunt his chesticles with a cardigan a silk scarf at the Boss Orange show (Berlin Fashion Week, I assume). He was wrong. A sweater should not be about a centimeter from exposing your nipples. That delicate silk scarf is the perfect way to say "despite my beard, I am a woman". And no matter how attractive your muscular chest may appear, that takes no attention away from your withdrawal-symptom eye bags. Or your derelict beard.
Hugo Boss is classy. Why not follow suit? Shave and COVER THE FUCK UP. Keep your slightly hairy areolas to yourself. Unless we're in that mood, of course.
Alert: Oh, Shit, RUN!
From Bravo TV if they decide to cast this as one of the "Real" House"wives" of New York for Season 3! This is Jocelyn Wildenstein, and she has a legit plastic surgery addiction.
This is not cute! It's scary! It's fugly! It's horrifying! It scares children and adults alike! I simply am not a fan of this kind of visual abuse! Getting a new hairstyle doesn't cover up your malleable playdoh face!!!!!!!!
Parents: hide the children as far away from even images of this "woman" aka wax figure aka ANTICHRIST!
*barf in mouth*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
This is not cute! It's scary! It's fugly! It's horrifying! It scares children and adults alike! I simply am not a fan of this kind of visual abuse! Getting a new hairstyle doesn't cover up your malleable playdoh face!!!!!!!!
Parents: hide the children as far away from even images of this "woman" aka wax figure aka ANTICHRIST!
*barf in mouth*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Alert: MJ's Service Was Kinda Weak.
I was all over Twitter (twitter.com/dmichaelpadilla) expressing my lack of joy with this whole situation. If you read this, you will understand. I guess you should start from the bottom.
1.
I'm sorry but I really don't think that the memorial was that good. It had really good moments, but I often found myself saying WTF. :( 15 minutes ago from TweetDeck
2.
Damn Janet's hat is big as fuck. It shaded everything above her chin. I couldn't even see her nostrils. Prima Donna status. 33 minutes ago from TweetDeck
3.
That fat lesbo chick is actually a he. And he's a white european boy named SHAHEEM!!!! Oh lawwwwddddsssss. #MJMemorial 39 minutes ago from TweetDeck
4.
Who's this fat lesbian chick singing now? Someone let me in bc I don't have the slightest clue. 42 minutes ago from TweetDeck
5.
"MJ STOLE ALL OF MY SONGS AND MADE HIMSELF FAMOUS!!!!!!... but I love and respect him". Aight, Smokey Robinson. 44 minutes ago from TweetDeck
6.
Who was that stuck up bitch wearing sunglasses in the second row? It's not even bright up in that bitch! about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
7.
Who does Usher think he is, touching all up on the golden casket? And crying like he knew MJ? Drama Queen!!!! about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
8.
OK well now it's federal law to make fun of MJ apparently. The congressional black caucus is trying to make some meaningless moves in DC. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
9.
This woman needs to stop pushing her political agenda at a funeral. Black people have no shame. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
11.
I'm just waiting for the CEO of BET to fight her way on the stage for camera time. BET folks are those kind of people.about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
12.
Bald dudes are taking over #Michaeljackson 's memorial. Get some haired/weaved people please! about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
13.
Brooke Shields is getting into this. She's the only person who said something profound in her time at the podium. She's hot for her age. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
14.
Finally! A white person to bring some equilibrium to what was becoming a Civil Rights protest! Hit it John Mayer! about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
15.
If I were in LA, I would give Al Sharpton the Biggie treatment. Yall know what I mean. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
16.
Now Al is screaming at MJ's kids! Someone stop the madness! about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
17.
RT @MrsGrapevine: Al Sharpton is on- I'm glad they scheduled a commercial break You are reading my mind. This is not the Civil Rights Mvmt. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
18.
Oh no. Here comes Al Sharpton to talk about how the white devil killed MJ. Someone needs to tell him to stop screaming. Disturbin tha peace.about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
19.
RT @ukorofi: See y'all, MJ was black. He ate KFC with Magic Johnson. Yeah, and he liked bling just like the rest of the Negros. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
20.
Pregnant-ass Jennifer Hudson is singing this jungle song. Why are they doing this Lion King on Broadway choreography? I love J-Hud's voice. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
21.
Why is Magic Johnson talking about his chicken exploits with MJ? Black people. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
22.
RT @MTV: RT @mtvnews: stevie's powerful voice bounces off every corner of staples #michaeljackson See! I told you! Even MTV noticed! about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
23.
Did anyone else here that vibrato from Stevie Wonder? I guffawed when I heard it. "ay yay yay yay yay yay". Ridiculous. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
24.
Oh My Jesus. Stevie Wonder has a braided skullet! This is the scariest updo I have ever seen. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
25.
OMFG someone get this chrome dome off the stage! He's still talking and Ive scrolled through all the old tweets on my slow ass iPhone app!!! about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
26.
RT @imankiera: This is crazy...people treat mike acknowledge mike more than jesus...smh That cause Jesus can't sing and dance. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
27.
Berry Gordy's pocket square is all kinds of outside his pocket. It's blowing in the wind! about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
28.
This MJ tribute will make you want to cry. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
1.
I'm sorry but I really don't think that the memorial was that good. It had really good moments, but I often found myself saying WTF. :( 15 minutes ago from TweetDeck
2.
Damn Janet's hat is big as fuck. It shaded everything above her chin. I couldn't even see her nostrils. Prima Donna status. 33 minutes ago from TweetDeck
3.
That fat lesbo chick is actually a he. And he's a white european boy named SHAHEEM!!!! Oh lawwwwddddsssss. #MJMemorial 39 minutes ago from TweetDeck
4.
Who's this fat lesbian chick singing now? Someone let me in bc I don't have the slightest clue. 42 minutes ago from TweetDeck
5.
"MJ STOLE ALL OF MY SONGS AND MADE HIMSELF FAMOUS!!!!!!... but I love and respect him". Aight, Smokey Robinson. 44 minutes ago from TweetDeck
6.
Who was that stuck up bitch wearing sunglasses in the second row? It's not even bright up in that bitch! about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
7.
Who does Usher think he is, touching all up on the golden casket? And crying like he knew MJ? Drama Queen!!!! about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
8.
OK well now it's federal law to make fun of MJ apparently. The congressional black caucus is trying to make some meaningless moves in DC. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
9.
This woman needs to stop pushing her political agenda at a funeral. Black people have no shame. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
11.
I'm just waiting for the CEO of BET to fight her way on the stage for camera time. BET folks are those kind of people.about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
12.
Bald dudes are taking over #Michaeljackson 's memorial. Get some haired/weaved people please! about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
13.
Brooke Shields is getting into this. She's the only person who said something profound in her time at the podium. She's hot for her age. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
14.
Finally! A white person to bring some equilibrium to what was becoming a Civil Rights protest! Hit it John Mayer! about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
15.
If I were in LA, I would give Al Sharpton the Biggie treatment. Yall know what I mean. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
16.
Now Al is screaming at MJ's kids! Someone stop the madness! about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
17.
RT @MrsGrapevine: Al Sharpton is on- I'm glad they scheduled a commercial break You are reading my mind. This is not the Civil Rights Mvmt. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
18.
Oh no. Here comes Al Sharpton to talk about how the white devil killed MJ. Someone needs to tell him to stop screaming. Disturbin tha peace.about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
19.
RT @ukorofi: See y'all, MJ was black. He ate KFC with Magic Johnson. Yeah, and he liked bling just like the rest of the Negros. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
20.
Pregnant-ass Jennifer Hudson is singing this jungle song. Why are they doing this Lion King on Broadway choreography? I love J-Hud's voice. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
21.
Why is Magic Johnson talking about his chicken exploits with MJ? Black people. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
22.
RT @MTV: RT @mtvnews: stevie's powerful voice bounces off every corner of staples #michaeljackson See! I told you! Even MTV noticed! about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
23.
Did anyone else here that vibrato from Stevie Wonder? I guffawed when I heard it. "ay yay yay yay yay yay". Ridiculous. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
24.
Oh My Jesus. Stevie Wonder has a braided skullet! This is the scariest updo I have ever seen. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
25.
OMFG someone get this chrome dome off the stage! He's still talking and Ive scrolled through all the old tweets on my slow ass iPhone app!!! about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
26.
RT @imankiera: This is crazy...people treat mike acknowledge mike more than jesus...smh That cause Jesus can't sing and dance. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
27.
Berry Gordy's pocket square is all kinds of outside his pocket. It's blowing in the wind! about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
28.
This MJ tribute will make you want to cry. about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
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