Case of the Stares Special: 2 for the Price of One!

Nothing is funnier than celebrities who stare off into the distance for the cameras. It's not a cute look. But it makes me wonder where these people are looking, what they are looking at, and why.

Is Hayden giving that glare to the guy who spelled her tattoo wrong? Is Ashley laughing at Pete over his baby dick pics from his Sidekick? I wonder, I wonder.

There's Nothing Under Your Hands!

That's right, laugh, Lily Allen. We are laughing, too, at the thought that you actually believe you have breast to cover up. You do need to cover up that board of yours though. Maybe if you work out they'll be a little protusion?

New Tag: "pancake booty".

True Life: I Married for Money

Don't tell me CoCo looked at Ice-T and said, "I think he's a nice guy". No, she's a golddigger. Someone of her physical caliber could get with almost any guy she wanted to, but she settled for Ice-T. She'll suck dick for money, and that's a fact.

Saggy chesticles are on full display!

Question: Who's boobs are bigger? Leave your thoughts!

David Spade Sucks

Because of this. Has anyone seen this guy around lately? His career is gagging for air. What will he do for attention?

Beer Chin

There is really no comment for this. Just a new tag: "Greatest Hits: Mischa Barton". Congrats.

OK, But Seriously, WTF

I wouldn't be anywhere near his body, let alone sticking my nose in his sweat crevasses. Not acceptable. What if it smelled good though? He would've fooled everyone. That would be some sick shit.

Proof that ugliness does not have to come from Hollywood. There are fucked up people everywhere. This is a true bodyrug.

Mindfuck: The Camera Adds Ten Tons

What the fuck has Kevin Federline been doing with his life? Eating the money he got from his divorce settlement? This is intense. Fat as fuck. No lie. Didn't think this was possible in so little time. What a shame. *smh*

He is working the K-Mart fashions, though. Oversized white T, pleated long khaki shorts. This is a mess. My prayers go out to your family. This is true mindfuck.

Supplying Us With Ample Arsenal

Courtney Love's melanin seeps onto the sidewalk as she stumples to a location that she isn't completely aware of. Let the tags do the talking.

Granny Panty Wedgy

OK, I know that's not how you spell wedgy, but it looks cool with all the words ending in y. Now for the real problem: the only time the straps of your underwear should be exposed is if they are a thong. Actually, that isn't even really an excuse, but a thong is better than having your high-rise granny tights popping out of your jeans. I don't even understand where you would find underwear that reach up and above your love handles. You must have something to hide.

Brownie Points to the person who guesses who these side straps belong to:
ZPUEELPRCOEN (Unscramble)

At Least She Shaved

Simply put, Chastity Bono is fucking disgusting. How do you fight stereotypes of lesbian woman being heavy set, having short hair cuts, and looking like middle-aged men? Oh, yes! You encompass all of those stereotypes in yourself. This is just disgusting. Like, that's all I can say *barf*.

Tabitha is looking ugly as fuck in the background as well. Thank God she does hair and not makeup! She might make you look like she does!