THE DEFINITION OF CHESTICLES!

His pecs actually look like balls when he flexs them! Not a good look.

Girl George Mindfucks Me

Don't use your gender-identity crisis as an excuse to degrade Japanese culture. And there is never an excuse for the gay club disco ball on that is on your head.

You're not cute, you're not fashion-forward, so why are you making people take pics of you and share them with people whose health can be seriously compromised by such visions?

I love that house arrest anklet you have on though, BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Is This What College Is Like?

This is bringing back grand memories of senior parties. Get it, Grandma!

This is buck wild. Unbelievable.

Thanks to dlisted.com.

Honoring Another Greatest Hit:

Courtney LoveDrugs is getting her own special tag. Kudos to you! Now go put some clothes on.

On My List...

If you are not pumped about seeing this sometime in the near future, something might be legitimately wrong with you. July 10, 2009, everywhere, Rated R, yadda yadda. This shit is gonna be hysterical!

What do you guys think?

The Breasts of Man...Again.

People are not getting it. There is nothing acceptable about having your hairy chesticles/nipples all out in public. Wearing a see-through mesh shirt is not only terribly inconsiderate to all the people around you who, now confused, thought that see-through mesh muscle shirts died with "I'm Too Sexy", but is also a prime target for my anger and ranting (speaking of ranting, go visit projectrant.com. It's quite funny.)

Jude Law is a criminal for doing this to us. This may not transgress as much as Adrien Brody's cardigan fug-up (see "Breasts of Man", but this is still quite dispicable. See-through? For real though?

I can't take it. Simply not cute. Well, as long as he isn't pulling this BS in America, I'll be fine. Keep this hairy shit in EUROPE.

New Tag: "Chesticles". You guys have earned it.

OH HELL NO!

PunditKitchen.com Cooks Up Some Funny Motivational Posters

Wish this poor girl lived to see people praise her for this.

But when she quit she fixed most of it.

They work better this way. Let them be.

And this shit is just funny.

Thanks to punditkitchen.com

Wildenstein's Case of the Stares

So sexy.

Parents: keep those children wherever you were hiding them from the last entry.

What a Surprise

Lady Buttsexxx has her intimate sexual fetishes on public display again. Apparently, not being able to see, hear, or speak is a legit fashion statement. And a REAAAALLLL turn-on.

Seriously, I can't even be upset at Lady Rimjob anymore. She just continues to offend and transgress, as if she is looking to scare little children, offend religious sects, alienate and terrorize civilians all over, and simply bring pain to the average person's life.

I mean, was this to keep people from identifying you? Because this is a press conference, so you need to say who you are. Not that we didn't know when we saw that blond weave come floating in on top of an oddly-clad mannequin who's face was wrapped like it just got out of a rhinoplasty (which Lady Buttsexxx desperately needs).

Even if we could only see the blatant wig that this porn star is wearing, we would still be a bit uncomfortable and disturbed. Why do you do this to us, Lady? Why?

GO BACK TO YONKERS.