Sunday, June 28, 2009

Hick Trucker Trailer Whore

What the fuck is this shit? I swear to go I saw a bunch of these alien things walking down Fifth Avenue at the Gay Pride Parade today. Earth to Lindsay: showing the world how strung out you are won't make you any less of a druggie. If this is your cry for help, you should try alternative methods: no one is going to want to help you if they can't stand to look at you!

Go get your hair done and eat a burger.

Parents: hide the children.