Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Joe Jackson Gets Crapped On By Society-At-Large

I personally think Joe Jackass Jackson was a great father slavemaster Black Stalin manager. Without pushing his children down the stairs as often as he did, they may never have sustained such injuries success.

But to have your raggedy-ass decrepit face on an anti-domestic abuse poster means you did some fucked up shit. I don't know who made and disseminated this poster, but if I were you I would run and hide. Joe is gonna roll that shit up, light it on fire, and beat your ass with it until you can sing "ABC" without Auto-Tune (I hope it wasn't T-Pain who made this, because some tells me those bi-colored locks are flammable as fuck).

Once Joe finds his belt, he'll be available for comments.

Now I'm mad, real mad, Joe Jackson...

Ciara's New Singles Include "Umbrella", "Disturbia", and "Take a Bow"

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Ciara got news about Rihanna's "Neo-Nazi from the Side" new hairstyle and realized the short black crop was now available. She forgot the fact that shit got played the fuck out last year. Get some damn originality.

Does she know her sideburn glue wore off? Somebody wrangle those loose strands before they run off!