Friday, July 3, 2009

Amber Rose is Not Cute

At least not with her hair dyed the color of urinal cakes. There is nothing fashionable about having your hair match your sunglasses. The last time I saw that color was on my tongue after eating an Air Head. And your eyebrows don't match! Unacceptable.

If you don't want people making comparisons between your dome head and gum balls, you shouldn't dye your baldy flourescent colors.