His/her/its name is Orit Fux. That's right, the thing's last name is Fux. And for about $3, a McDonalds coupon, and the promise of never visiting the plastic surgeon who took part in this, you too can enjoy this life-sized endangered creature in your backyard! It even comes with a leash!
Seriously, Michael K., there is nothing cute about this and you should not be offering to marry it or screw it (not that beastiality is legal). I wonder how many Barbies that thing ripped hair from to make that wig. Or how many recycled milk jugs are pumped into her lips and cheeks. Oh, the mysteries of the world.
Spare us next time, D-Listed? Actually, no, nevermind. Keep this up. It's good material. Hooray for plastic surgery mishaps! Sean and Christian would never stand for this (Nip/Tuck joke...).
Parents: hide the children.
Seriously, Michael K., there is nothing cute about this and you should not be offering to marry it or screw it (not that beastiality is legal). I wonder how many Barbies that thing ripped hair from to make that wig. Or how many recycled milk jugs are pumped into her lips and cheeks. Oh, the mysteries of the world.
Spare us next time, D-Listed? Actually, no, nevermind. Keep this up. It's good material. Hooray for plastic surgery mishaps! Sean and Christian would never stand for this (Nip/Tuck joke...).
Parents: hide the children.
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