"Pale is the New Tan" innovator Courtney Love has been ordered by her doctor to start eating more. Apparently, pills and vodka don't make for a well-balanced diet. Shame, it's been working so well on me, Lindsay, and Mischa :(.
How about we get a court order to put this sack of bones in a tanning booth? As long as we don't have to see her emaciated Ethiopian ribs, we don't give a shit what she eats, but if we have to see her skin, put some color into it, for Christ's sake! I can see the melanin seeping from her toes onto the carpet.
How about we get a court order to put this sack of bones in a tanning booth? As long as we don't have to see her emaciated Ethiopian ribs, we don't give a shit what she eats, but if we have to see her skin, put some color into it, for Christ's sake! I can see the melanin seeping from her toes onto the carpet.
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