Jessica Simpson Eats A Microphone

She has really been putting it on these last few months, huh? Fat Simps is seen here at the AT&T Golf Tournament doing her best to wrap her mouth around this microphone while she sings the National Anthem. For a moment, when she hits the high note, I got a bit anxious that her mouth was open wide enough for the mic to slip right in discreetly. Her Oompa Loompa summer tan is looking overdone, as usual, and her no food seems to have passed her by.

She's got a hell of a voice though. It's too bad she's wasting it on country music.