Wednesday, July 8, 2009

What a Surprise



Lady Buttsexxx has her intimate sexual fetishes on public display again. Apparently, not being able to see, hear, or speak is a legit fashion statement. And a REAAAALLLL turn-on.

Seriously, I can't even be upset at Lady Rimjob anymore. She just continues to offend and transgress, as if she is looking to scare little children, offend religious sects, alienate and terrorize civilians all over, and simply bring pain to the average person's life.

I mean, was this to keep people from identifying you? Because this is a press conference, so you need to say who you are. Not that we didn't know when we saw that blond weave come floating in on top of an oddly-clad mannequin who's face was wrapped like it just got out of a rhinoplasty (which Lady Buttsexxx desperately needs).

Even if we could only see the blatant wig that this porn star is wearing, we would still be a bit uncomfortable and disturbed. Why do you do this to us, Lady? Why?

GO BACK TO YONKERS.

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