Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Eyewitness: Godzilla Emerges From The Sea



Run! It's Godzilla! Actually, it's washed up (haha, picture pun) Everybody Loves Raymond actor Brad Garrett, taking up all the dirty water probably somewhere on the Jersey shore (look at the tint of that seawater; looks like a cheap Northeast beach to me).

Poor little boy being sucked into the vortex created by Brad's giant footsteps. If he doesn't stop screaming, Brad is going to shove him into his chest hair. Who knows how many corpses are in there.

For the danger made possible by Brad Garrett's children-hungry ways,

Parents: hide the children.

1 comment:

Guest said...

jersey is amazing. stfu