I'm sorry, Courtney, but you have to make a vampire-esque effort to avoid the sun to become this pale. I could teach math on a chalkboard using your fingers. The outfit isn't that bad, though, except for that cheap phone that you OD'd on like a CrackBerry. It's hanging from it's hinges, just like your sanity.
Save the citizens of New York from this ghastly view and go back into your coffin until nighttime.
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