Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Alert: Kevin Jonas's Marriage Will Be Illegal In Most States

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Kevin Jonas is recently engaged, making him the first Jonas Brother to give in and do whatever it takes to get some ass without looking like a hypocrite. I doubt it's true love, but if it is, I feel sorry for the boy. His marriage won't be legitimate in most places. Why? Because Prop 8 hasn't been overturned.

Look at this picture. Are you telling me that this infamously jew-fro'ed Jo-Bro is straight? No. Don't let the manly, bushy eyebrows fool you. He still got his hair permed! Gay.

Once he gets it up the crack wagon and tells his brothers about it, they'll all be trying to slip their purity bracelets up each others' man holes. Miley, Selena, and Demi can teach you guys all about that.

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