People are trying to say that Eva Mendes is too curvy, vuluptuous, and realistic to be doing editorial modeling for a major fashion house like Calvin Klein, let alone to do underwear modeling.
I say pish-posh! She is a gorgeous woman, even if her shadows are scary and large and intimidating. She does look like a hooker, though. Which is OK, because that's Calvin Klein's target demographic. She needs a towel to wipe all that tit sweat off, though; it's seeping into her vag bag. And she needs to wash that chalupa grease out her hair, she's not helping her race with that border-crosser hairdo.
Question of the day: what if her fish taco is the same size as the pattern on her panties? Wouldn't that be a sight? *Shudders*
God bless America!
I say pish-posh! She is a gorgeous woman, even if her shadows are scary and large and intimidating. She does look like a hooker, though. Which is OK, because that's Calvin Klein's target demographic. She needs a towel to wipe all that tit sweat off, though; it's seeping into her vag bag. And she needs to wash that chalupa grease out her hair, she's not helping her race with that border-crosser hairdo.
Question of the day: what if her fish taco is the same size as the pattern on her panties? Wouldn't that be a sight? *Shudders*
God bless America!
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