Oh, no, it's just what I feared. Burger King is offering it's latest creation: the Oral Fixation Burger. Honestly, if seeing this picture doesn't make you think of 70s porn, you are too innocent for your own good. This oddly reminded me of the music video for "Baby Got Back", where Sir Mix-A-Lot decided he might make all kinds of ass and phallus shaped foods inflate and shake.
I'm sorry, but the fact that BJ King calls it a 7 incher, insinuates that they want someone to shove the whole thing right down her pretty little blowdoll throat without chewing, and suggests that she wash it out of her esophagus with fat fries and Coke, simply proves that sex sells.
It's only a matter of time before THE Burger King is sticking his tongue into the latest Meat Flaps happy meal.
God Bless America!
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