Thursday, June 25, 2009

Oh Lawd, A Demon Child!



Seriously, Marilyn Manson? This is just fucking disgusting. Your newly found double chin is stretching your face tats out of proportion. And your sausage fingers are being asphyxiated in those pleather gloves. Why do you do this to us?

Marilyn Manson is officially an overweight, menopausal woman, it now seems. It's appalling. And with your mouth wide open to reveal your saber-teeth and that lustful, gluttonous look you've got in your eyes, I feel so, so sorry for whatever it is that you are staring at. Just as well, your eyebrows are growing into your eye corners. You might want to get that checked out. Unless you like it that way.

Parents: hide the children.

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