Mickey, how do you let something like this happen? Did you look at yourself in the mirror one day and say, I wish I looked like Donatella Versace? People call her beastly, you know that right? You shouldn't aspire to look like anyone who's lips take up more than 50% of her face.
Your skin has been cut open and re-layered so many times that the hair follicles are your face have ceased to exist. It's as smooth and greasy as a baby's bottom, which is highly disturbing for a middle-aged man. And it seems that you are also suffering from the highly contagious melanoma tan.
Seems the only thing that hasn't changed about your face, Mickey, is that right eye of yours: it's still as droopy as ever.
Everyone should go see "The Wrestler"!
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