Monday, July 6, 2009

Chris Brown Finds a New Punching Bag



And she's bald and big, so he won't feel like he's hitting a woman. Because he isn't. Sources say they saw Man-ber Rose and Chris Brown canoodling at Diddy's white party, where the best of the second-best flocked to Beverly Hills for precious camera time.

Amber's golden egg head reminds me of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. or Maybe lemonheads. Or Lunelle. Yes, Lunelle. That's what Amber is going to look like in... 3 weeks.

Beware, Chris Breezy. Man-ber Rose will hit you back.

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