Monday, July 6, 2009

Titty McTitTits



AKA Rihanna. What better way to say "my previous boyfriend can't come within 50 feet of me because he rearranged my facial features but now I'm single!" than having your boobs and their metallic nipple plates hanging out at a special gala? There is no better way!

She got her reconstructive cranio-facial plastic surgery, and while she was up there, got a boob job, and then had some botox, and then had snowflake Christmas ornaments sewn onto her areolas. Sounds like a plan to me!

You are hot, but your a skankhead for this one, RiRi.

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