I find it dispicable that Heidi and Spencer would hop into a marathon, in front of hundreds of dying runners, just for a photo op. Talk about literally ruining the 4th of July for all of America.
Everyone else is ashen, exasperated, gasping for air, and *POOF!*. Dropped in on a rope ladder from a pink helicopter comes perfectly tanned Heidi and Spencer, ready to bless an otherwise drab looking vista with their wonderful tanning-booth-and-botox-born beauty! Not.
Heidi's boobs and Spencer's gelled up mane can't take the heat and energy of running, jogging, or even simple things like walking in the sun. You can rest assured that as soon as this was snapped, their harness wires tugged at them and they were blissfully wisked away from the "ugly normals".
Surprised no one saw them at a Gay Pride Parade. Maybe it's because they know that the gays have enough energy to catch up to them and slap them. Then give them makeovers.
Everyone else is ashen, exasperated, gasping for air, and *POOF!*. Dropped in on a rope ladder from a pink helicopter comes perfectly tanned Heidi and Spencer, ready to bless an otherwise drab looking vista with their wonderful tanning-booth-and-botox-born beauty! Not.
Heidi's boobs and Spencer's gelled up mane can't take the heat and energy of running, jogging, or even simple things like walking in the sun. You can rest assured that as soon as this was snapped, their harness wires tugged at them and they were blissfully wisked away from the "ugly normals".
Surprised no one saw them at a Gay Pride Parade. Maybe it's because they know that the gays have enough energy to catch up to them and slap them. Then give them makeovers.
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