The result of too much bronzer, too much country music, and too much Carl's Jr. is evident in this blindly bright beach blond tanned Jessica Simpson. First of all, stop eating, Jessica. You are still famous because of your beauty, and you owe it to your fans to stop putting out country albums, and start, well, putting out. It's what got you that ex-husband of yours. Second, lay off the bronzer and the hair dying: when that bleach stains your hair green and that bronzer tints your skin orange, the only jobs you will get will be as extras in Willy Wonka movies. Do you want that? No. And neither do I.
Hollywood Tuna lets us in on the debacle that is her dress. We have no comment to release on that at this point.
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=jessica_simpson_blue_dress_4&title=Jessica%20Simpson%20Pictures&loc=3
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