Friday, June 26, 2009

Fake Plastic Kabbalah Bangers



This is the fakest thing I think I have ever seen. PhotoShop can work wonders, but it can't turn a 50 year old sag-fest into a 20 year old Lolita virgin blowdoll. Conspiracy theory: this sculpture was stolen from the Wax Museum in Times Square. Louis Vuitton, you are a thief!

And when are you going to retire that monogram, LV? I could print that pattern on wallpaper and plaster it across my room for less than it would cost to get that fugly bag.

Does anyone else think her fingers look like Vienna sausages? Nom nom nom nom.

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