Friday, June 26, 2009

Crackwhores



Who says the crack epidemic is over? Flavor Flav and his latest binge-mate/lady of the night had the audacity to tarnish the roads of Beverly Hills. Flavor was probably looking to console himself after not being allowed to enter the premises. Apparently MJ said the only monkey allowed on the premises was Bubbles. So sad, since Flavor and Bubbles are almost indistinguishable. Well, Bubbles looks like she eats.

I'm sure they were arrested eventually. After picking up this hooker from South Central, Flavor Flav headed up to Beverly Hills to do some drug-induced window shopping (not even VH1 could get him out of debt and pay all of his child support bills; they would have to file for bankruptcy). I'm sure the police were able to follow the trail of crack rocks to their final destination and scrub the sidewalks of Rodeo Drive in time for the Real Housewives to do their daily shopping binge... it's a drug too, you know.

Good riddance.

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