Keep Her Clothes On!

Why would you ever want to strip search this girl? I'm not saying she didn't deserve it, but, when you see her and then think "now I have to see her naked", do you not gag and barf silently? If I were a security guard, I couldn't care if she had the whole nation of Columbia shoved up her ass crack, I would never want to see any pale, milky, prepubescent sagging, ever. I would take her fucking word for it and pray it pops out her ass crack and falls down her pants leg while she walks by us.

She sounds like a nice girl, though. However, strip searching and fat pre-teens should never go together. Unless you like it like that.